February 2012
202 posts
Math teacher: Would you like to tell us what the Pythagorean theorem is?
Me: It's in my fucking FAQ you fag go read it
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if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my brother's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender
friend: what's your middle name
me: daniel
friend: can i call you daniel
me: no
friend: why
me: because
the ting tings: that's not my name
What you said: I don't believe in god.
What they think you said: I have anal sex with the devil.
In class: I actually get this!
Homework: What the fuck
Quiz: What the fuck
Test: What the fuck
Watchc0yle:
fuck off homework
Watch
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Watchgloomy-teen:
a really awkward moment on wheel of fortune
k1ss:
I’m so uncomfortable